Marcel St. Pierre

“If my theory is right,” Clorph The Elder yelled to his son below, “These yoghurt-filled diapers will defy gravity!” And with that, Clorph threw himself from the ramparts. Of course, he was wrong about gravity-defying properties of yoghurt-filled diapers, having failed to comprehend their wormhole creating properties. Rather than “defy gravity”, he accelerated sideways into … Read more

After breakfast, Malrong began painting his apartment. He’d done the same for 29 straight days, but today for some reason, he had a nagging feeling that maybe it was odd to take 30-odd days to paint a 1-bedroom apartment and be no closer to finishing that when he started. Still, he was a pensioner with … Read more

Belizabeth thought she’d just seen a man-sized cup of coffee walk into a booth at the far end of her section. Sure that she had imagined it – she’d been working a double shift and it was 3 am, after all – she shook her head, laughed it off, and walked to the booth. “Can … Read more