Marcel St. Pierre

I must needs get rid of cable, my liege; Or ‘tis cable will get rid of me! Thy bounty of channels on my wallet lay siege, And truth! I watch just one or three. When I didst count the billings, enraged, I thundered: “In dollars last year cable’s cost me six hundred!” I draw a … Read more

Parsnip de Groot was pissed. He looked at his watch. Nearly 45 minutes late, and he was beginning to think he’d been taken for a fool. He was about to stomp out of the café when he noticed a small, circular ripple in his 4th cup of coffee. Then another, followed by a third, and … Read more

“Good day!” said Timothy Festoon. He would have then snootily exited from the Savings & Loan were it not for someone else standing in his way. “Good day to YOU, Sir!” retorted Calhoun O’Malley, moustache twitching. “I said, Good DAY, sir!” repeated Festoon. “Yes, GOOD DAY!” bellowed O’Malley. “GOOD DAY to YOU, SIR!” countered Festoon. … Read more