Marcel St. Pierre | writer. producer. comedian. mammal.
Marcel St. Pierre I just swallowed 14 packs of Hubba Bubba chewing gum on a dare, just to see what would happen? Anyway, I think I just started farting gum bubbles. In hindsight, there was nothing ‘auto’ or ‘erotic’ about it. I just sneezed so hard that my taint shot out onto the sidewalk. The voices are back, … Read more
The stone that Clompus Fiddlesticks skipped out into the ocean had spent 12 million years getting to the beach. The stone bided it’s time, nursing a stony grudge on the ocean floor. The stone was flung out into the far reaches of space when our sun exploded, fused into a bigger stone 3 metres wide, … Read more
Charleer had been tipsy for hours, working late, nursing Châteaux de Courtillac from a Sigg bottle at her desk when no-one was watching. After 7, when everyone had long gone – she took off her glasses, let down her hair, and walked down the hallway, shedding her shirt, her skirt and finally her bra as … Read more