Marcel St. Pierre

One time, this guy broke an egg into a skillet, and light and flames exploded out and he got all singed and shell-shocked before he could throw a lid on the fire, and then he vowed never to make sunny-side-up eggs again. One time, this guy was sitting on a bench waiting for the bus, … Read more

Jenkins was a retired widower, former NASA scientist and Grateful Dead fan, and had patented platform shoes in the 1970s. On this particular night, just as he was nodding off, he felt his jaw being pulled open… from the inside! Startled into sudden, crisp consciousness, he sat up in bed and – in his dresser … Read more

EXT. ESTABLISHING SHOT – TIM HORTON’S – MORNING MUSIC: Something Canadian INT. TIM HORTON’S – CONTINUOUS An old couple, MARG and DON, get their order from the cashier. MARG Thanks, Julie! Marg and Don sit as a Bus-Girl wipes down their table. In the background, an IRATE MAN begins menacing the cashier. DON Thanks, Trish! … Read more