142-word post, or “TOP 10 WEIRD REASONS TO DAIL 9-1-1”
I just swallowed 14 packs of Hubba Bubba chewing gum on a dare, just to see what would happen? Anyway, I think I just started farting gum bubbles. In hindsight, there was nothing ‘auto’ or ‘erotic’ about it. I just sneezed so hard that my taint shot out onto the sidewalk. The voices are back, … Read more