92-word post, or “Straw Men in Straw Hats”
“Good day!” said Timothy Festoon. He would have then snootily exited from the Savings & Loan were it not for someone else standing in his way. “Good day to YOU, Sir!” retorted Calhoun O’Malley, moustache twitching. “I said, Good DAY, sir!” repeated Festoon. “Yes, GOOD DAY!” bellowed O’Malley. “GOOD DAY to YOU, SIR!” countered Festoon. … Read more