98-word post, or “Oval Office, Honey Glaze”

To say absolute attention had been paid to the President’s final speech was an understatement.  Moments ago, during closing remarks on social reform, his voice had risen one octave, then another, like a boiling kettle. As his voice rose, his body vibrated, till all the Senators sat upright and stared open-mouthed – especially Senator Guthrie, … Read more

97-word post, or “Clorph The Elder’s Final Experiment”

“If my theory is right,” Clorph The Elder yelled to his son below, “These yoghurt-filled diapers will defy gravity!” And with that, Clorph threw himself from the ramparts. Of course, he was wrong about gravity-defying properties of yoghurt-filled diapers, having failed to comprehend their wormhole creating properties. Rather than “defy gravity”, he accelerated sideways into … Read more