Word-At-A-Time-Blog

“Shit!” yelled Garl, as his car began to fishtail. He looked in the rearview at the pygmy rhino in his backseat giving birth to live plaid kittens. He pulled hard left to avoid a Boeing Airbus, then hard right to avoid the nuns. He veered to avoid Cthulu on a tricycle, narrowly missing a Sasquatch. … Read more

Nesmith had a very specific phobia. It was ridiculous, really, but none of his expensive therapists had heard of anything like it. Nesmith was afraid his bed would become a time-portal from which an old western sheriff would appear. He would resemble Sam Elliot, only with the body of an ostrich wearing platform shoes. It … Read more

“Excuse me, jefe?” asked the boorish patron, “Have you any authentic Cinco De Mayo dishes?” “AMIGOS!” yelled the waiter, clapping his hands. “EL PUEBLA!” A 3-foot high tortilla was hurriedly delivered to the table. A tiny flag reading “1862” stuck out, and tiny fanfare was heard. Tiny gunshots and explosions were heard from within the … Read more