Marcel St. Pierre | writer. producer. comedian. mammal.
Margo awoke with a start. What time was it? Oh, God! She was late! She hurled herself out of bed, tripping over the chainsaw. What was a chainsaw doing there?! No time to ask! She was late! She burst through the bathroom door, frightening the marmot drinking out of the toilet. A marmot! What the … Read more
Jim Cromwell knew his captors were idiots. The renowned marine-biologist-host of “Dolphin Swappers” had been tazered by two men named Ox and Blaine. He knew this because they kept using each other’s names, then chastising each other for doing so. Jim was now on the deck of a swamp boat in the Louisiana bayou… which … Read more
June 23, 1919 Dearest Philadria, It is my clear and present duty to offer you my humblest of apologies for the less than desirable quality of my companionship at the Kinsmen Charity Picnic on Queen Victoria Day. I regret it has been a month, but I am headstrong, and it has taken my brother (your … Read more