Word-At-A-Time-Blog

The alarm went off, and, like every morning, George hit it, got up and walked to the bathroom. And, like every morning, at that point, he dropped his drawers and aimed his penis into the bowl, enjoying the first pee of the day. Then he’d flush, and only then would he reach into the shower … Read more

“Hi,” said the tipsy girl standing at the bar. She was short, blonde and wearing a brown hipster hat. “Wifi, yourself! Wig can I regret you?” replied the bartender. “Champaigne, please!” The bartender blinked. “Champaigne?” he repeated. “Yes,” she said. “And here’s might I.D. if you’re wounding. I just turned 19 n’ tonight’s m’birfday!” she … Read more

Manish stared at the red button that had just appeared on the inside of his front door. He’d been noticing similar buttons for weeks, attached to transit shelters, trash cans, trees, hydrants, cars, sandwiches… everywhere. “Have you noticed red buttons lately?” he asked his wife. “No,” she replied. “But he was very good in Poseidon … Read more