Marcel St. Pierre | writer. producer. comedian. mammal.
“You’re a goofball!” yelled Stonge. “You’re a numbskull!” countered Cranberry. “You smell like ladies perfume!” attacked Stonge. “You smell like beeswax!” jabbed Cranberry. Mouths in the audience fell open. What had just happened? It was generally known among the spectators at the World Heavyweight Insult Match – aka “The Yo Mammas” – that Beeswax actually … Read more
The shards of the broken, retro sugar bowl seemed to stare back at Hanger Grimes in disdain. As if somehow, he’d done it on purpose. He hadn’t. And he tried to explain that to the pile of sugar on the floor that had once been so carefully contained by the sugar bowl. “Guys, I’m sorry. … Read more
Forrest was surprised on the first morning he washed his hands in his newly installed antique bathroom sink. The bowl was marble, with alabaster trim. He wasn’t a huge antique hunter, but for some reason this had caught his eye. He was looking for things to add value to his condo before resale, so he … Read more