Marcel St. Pierre | writer. producer. comedian. mammal.
He was lactose intolerant, allergic to wheat, had a gluten sensitivity and hypoglycemic, but Smithers Glenmorangie had been eating whatever he wanted for the last three days. “It’s Christmas and I’m flying first class!” he announced as he arrived at the family dinner. And while that expression makes no sense, this was part of Smithers’ … Read more
Humans sleeping nighttime. Say “go to bed, Blue”. How Blue sleep house full so many smells? Also, Blue filling belly from floor food drop. Noise! Blue hear! Almost woof but where? Only fire embers crackle. Blue relieved. Perimeter sweep sniff. Think because instinctual breed thing? Really only looking more food. Cat on couch. Sit on … Read more
If it wasn’t one thing, it was another. Artemus had left a fresh fruit bat pie to cool on the windowsill while he practiced playing zither. But on returning to the window, the pie was quite absent. “You there, Centurion!” he called down to the street, three stories below. A centaur wearing skinny jeans and … Read more