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“If by Good Friday you mean the Friday where I get nailed to a cross wearing a crown of thorns, stabbed in the side with a sword and drink vinegar-water, just because some minor Roman magistrate washes his hands of me – LITERALLY washes BOTH his hands – then yeah, it’s just GREEEAAAT!” Pause. “30 … Read more

SENT: Mon 3/25/2013 12:54 PM FROM: Kraig Jamp TO: Elizicca Lorphinger-Jamp SUBJECT: Might be late tonight Hey, babe – long story but remember last week I said it was weird that two more guys from sales went missing? Well, Rentokil FINALLY got here and duh – like I fucking TOLD Tom last week, this building … Read more