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“Pizza!” said the voice on the intercom, giving Haudrey no pause to admit the person buzzing entry into her building. But when the door opened, she found a tall, dark featured man glowering at her, his twitching hands gloved and hanging at his side. “My goodness,” she said. “You’ve startled me.” “Have aye?” he replied. … Read more

The weirdo in the toque came out of the shadows at the entrance to the alleyway. “Hey,” he said to mild-mannered Limbton Milquetoaste as he walked by. “You looking for fun?” Although he usually avoided such invitations, especially from smelly men like this one, Limbton had just taken his third class in improvisation, and he … Read more

It was early as hell and Myron was having one of those mornings. The shower had run cold, the coffee was watery, and the toaster had burnt his bagel. “Pectin!” said his jar of jam as he twisted off the top and spooned out a dollop of sweet stuff, being careful to put the top … Read more