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“Need I remind you, Nathan,” intoned Janx, “That John Thomas Scopes, the school-teacher at the centre of The Scopes Monkey Trials, was HIMSELF unsure if he’d ever actually taught evolution, but allowed himself to be incriminated so the issue could come to court. THIS IS THE SAME DAMN THING!” With this latest summation of the … Read more

What if we had toes for fingers and fingers for toes? Then shoes would be gloves, and gloves would be shoes and you’d always be pissed off cause you can’t find your other shoe. You couldn’t pick your nose, but you could, however, stub your toe on it… and putting your foot in your mouth … Read more

I’m not sure which sound I heard first; the sound of Miss McCarthy’s voice saying, “Marcel, why aren’t you at your desk?” or the sound of the Sugar Smacks ™ geysering out of my mouth and hitting my hand on the doorknob. But I do know the very next things I heard were Miss McCarthy … Read more