Marcel St. Pierre

Polecat Simmons always gave people second chances. So when a black Escalade with a peeing Calvin sticker cut him off, Polecat calmly took his foot off the accelerator and put some space between them. “That’s once,” thought Polecat, as the Escalade sped away. Later that day at a gas station, a black Escalade came from … Read more

Jeepers McGee flushed the toilet and, although he’d been working to overcome his OCD with doorknobs, light switches and oven controls, he jiggled the lever a few times for absolutely no reason. “Hello?” said a voice from the toilet tank. Jeepers stared at the tank, like a man with a hamster wheel for a brain, … Read more