Marcel St. Pierre

Fernwood Klank was deep into his scotch when he heard her voice. “Did just have a relationship?” It was 3 pm on a freezing winter day. Unemployed and depressed, Fernwood had locked himself out of the house early this morning while checking for the mail. He’d walked 5 blocks to the bar, in nothing but … Read more

Pangbort Thrange was born metaphor-blind. He always said what he meant and meant what he said. He’d once ended a relationship with a woman who’d said she was hungry enough to eat a horse. “I can’t condone cruelty to animals,” he’d said, and when she’d joking replied, “Oh, yes, I’m a monster,” he’d screamed and … Read more

Morgan Sandwich had wanted a pair of Roadrunner sneakers since he was 10 years old, just like the pair he’d seen at Slatkin’s Shoes on Main Street. He knew a pair of these Roadrunner sneakers would make him run faster than any of the kids in school. Faster than a car, faster than anything! He … Read more