94-word post, or “Shakespeare Cancels His Cable”

I must needs get rid of cable, my liege;
Or ‘tis cable will get rid of me!
Thy bounty of channels on my wallet lay siege,
And truth! I watch just one or three.

When I didst count the billings, enraged, I thundered:
“In dollars last year cable’s cost me six hundred!”
I draw a line here, i’the sand, wretched codger!
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Cancel thyself, cable – farewell and adieu!
Thou overpriced, rancorous beast!
To Netflix and Hulu and iTunes anon,
Methinks I shan’t miss thee the least.

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