92-word post, or “Straw Men in Straw Hats”

“Good day!” said Timothy Festoon. He would have then snootily exited from the Savings & Loan were it not for someone else standing in his way.

“Good day to YOU, Sir!” retorted Calhoun O’Malley, moustache twitching.

“I said, Good DAY, sir!” repeated Festoon.
“Yes, GOOD DAY!” bellowed O’Malley.
“GOOD DAY to YOU, SIR!” countered Festoon.
“GOOD DAY, SIR!” frothed O’Malley.
“SIR, I SAID GOOD DAY!”
“GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!”
“I SAID GOOD DAY!”

Then an albino tiger riding a wendigo shot and ate them, because life was simpler in the 1920s.

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