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Terry and Kerry were working the Burger Farm drive-thru. They were best friends and both agreed that people were the worst.

“Aren’t they, though?” said Terry.

“I know,” agreed Kerry. “Tsk”

For instance, Kerry could already tell that the customer who’d just pulled up to the window was the worst. And she just could not deal with this. She opened the window, handed him his order, and shut the window again. Barely a second later, she heard him tapping on the window.

“OMG, is he knocking on the window?” she asked Kerry. “I just can NOT,” she continued, walking away. Kerry opened the window.

“Is there ketchup in here?” asked the man. “Yes,” replied Kerry, closing the window. The man knocked on the window… again! “OMFG, Terry! He won’t leave.”

Terry huffed back to the window. “Yes?”

“There’s no ketchup in here,” said the customer angrily. “I asked for ketchup when I placed my order. This place is the worst.”

Kerry – out of eyeline but not earshot – could NOT believe what she was hearing. Terry closed the window, crying. “ZOMFG! I can’t believe he said that to you!”

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“I’m so upset how he talked at you just now,” said Kerry. “I’ll deal with this.”

“Good, because I just cannot deal,” said Kerry.

Kerry grabbed a squeeze bottle of ketchup, whipped open the window and grabbed the bag from the customer’s hands. She squeezed the entire bottle into the bag, closed it neatly, then tossed it back to the now stunned customer.

“Thank you, come again,” said Kerry. “And NO, that’s NOT what she said!”

And with that, she slammed the drive-through window shut on the man, who threw the bag back at the window and drove off in anger.

“Lunch?” asked Kerry.

“Yes,” said Terry. “But not here!”

“I know,” said Kerry. “It’s the worst!”

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