279-word post, or “Vagrant in the Vacant Lot”

For the third day in a row, Jeremy Skontch open the bedroom blinds and looked down at the vagrant sitting in a camping chair in the vacant lot next to his house.

For the third day in a row, the vagrant looked up at him and waved.

And for the third day in a row, Jeremy tried to ignore it, but enough was enough. He lifted open the window and leaned out. “Excuse me…” he began.

“No excuse for ya!” said the vagrant, pulling out a pear from his inner pocket and washing it in a bowl of water at his feet.  Jeremy was taken aback.

“Ha!” laughed the vagrant. “Sorry, buddy, just a little joke we raccoons like to play.”

“Racoons?” said Jeremy. “You’re a raccoon?”

“Yip,” replied the vagrant, biting into the pear.

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“Ain’t you the observant one?” said the vagrant.

“So, where’s your mask?” said Jeremy.

The vagrant stopped mid-bite, dropping his pear to the ground, and looked at Jeremy with wide, questioning eyes.

Suddenly feeling awkward, Jeremy continued, “Anyway, just wanted to say this lot may be vacant but it’s still private property… so…”

The vagrant got up, picked up his foldable camping chair and trudged off, disillusioned. Jeremy watched him go, feeling a little shitty about himself but still happy that the vagrant was finally gone.

But the next day, when he pulled up his bedroom blind, and saw the vacant lot truly vacant, he felt a little empty. A feeling that disappeared moments later when, fetching his paper from the doorstep, he stepped barefoot in a pile of ‘racoon’ crap.

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