252-word post, or “Shank Norplank Goes To School”

It was 1963 and Shank Norplank snickered to himself as he pulled a red wagon to school, on which sat a rough cardboard box, about 2 feet high.

It had been crudely coloured to resemble a Crayola crayons box; a red arrow indicated the “BUILT-IN SHARPENER” around the back.

In the brain behind the eyes behind his taped glasses, the word “Heh-heh-heh!” was on an endless loop. It would be 17 years before Shlar joined a cult, but this was probably the first time he’d chanted a mantra.

He entered the schoolyard as the bell was ringing, making sure he wasn’t  snickering out loud.

Last Monday, Juniper Cklank had come to “Show and Tell” with a box of 64 Crayola Crayons. The waft of waxy, new crayon smell had intoxicated him fully.

She let every kid sharpen one of their own crayons with the sharpener. But Shlar had forgotten his crayons home; and when he tried to sharpen one of hers, she’d yelled “TEACHER!” and poked him in the eye with it.

Well, he had his own box of crayons now, and this morning HE was doing show and tell.
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He ditched his wagon outside and carried the box hurriedly (but carefully), stashing it under his coat in his cubby at the back of the classroom.

At 10:30, he was going to bring out his box of crayons.

He was going to let Juniper use the sharpener first.

And the thing inside would show her how IT liked being poked with crayons.

 

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