221-word post, or “I Know What I Know”

“I know how love hurts,” he said over the intercom, his voice cracking. He paused to gather his thoughts. “I guess I’m rambling now.”

“I know how 3D printers work. I know how to change a flat tire. I know quantum physics, I know Susan Powter! I know how to invest money! I mean, look around the facilities, guys. This island is tricked out!”

Somewhere along his tirade, he started yelling. “I know that if you kidnapped the two surviving members of The Beatles; the bass player and the drummer, in other words,” and here he made air quotes no-one could see, “the rhythm section, and if you also took the  surviving members of The Who, who are the lead singer and lead guitarist, that should make a great fucking band!”

His words echoed across the compound.  “And you guys have been here a week and haven’t even picked up your fucking instruments yet!”

Sitting unhappily in the cozy breakfast nook, Paul, Ringo, Roger and Pete glumly listened to their captor’s ravings. “I’m gonna go for a walk, gentlemen, and when I come back… I WANNA HEAR A HIT RECORD BEING MADE!!!”
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The boys sat silently, sipping coffee.

Ringo cleared his throat. “Well… maybe if I tried something in two-four…”

“SHUT UP, RINGO!” they all yelled simultaneously. “Right, sorry.” said Ringo.

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