215-word post, or “Huang In There”

“This is a freak accident,” thought Chandmire Huang as he plummeted to the ground, along with his grand piano. “I’m not dreaming!”

Huang, a celebrated concert pianist, had been performing a charity concerto on the rooftop patio of Chicago’s Willis (formerly Sears) Tower.  He was well into the second movement of his epic “Cloud Giraffes” when a sudden gust of wind picked up in intensity, and within seconds had graduated from “dust-devil” to localized tornado.

Chicago’s gathered rich elite were blown off their seats, but Huang and his piano were picked up, Dorothy-style, and lifted straight up into the air, and over the edge of the tower. And there, suspended over 1,450 feet over 233 S. Wacker Drive, the windstorm dissipated, and he plummeted, along with his grand piano, to the ground.

On the way down, some part of his brain that wasn’t screaming prayed that he would not be crushed under his piano.
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At the same time, a Brinks truck veered out of control and hit a fire hydrant at such  velocity that the fireplug flew clear, knocking Huang right off his plummeting piano bench, and into the side of the Tower.

His prayers had been answered, sort of.  And up in heaven, Satan begrudgingly gave God 5 souls back, having lost another bet.

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