I’ll Write You A Custom Poem

If you buy either of my books this year, and post a picture of yourself with the book and tag me or my Facebook page “Shortweird Stories“, I’ll write you a custom limerick; as I’ve done for many fine people, including the ones you can see here. Check out this photo gallery, and read the … Read more

Checked Out

My food items on the counter move up as the customer ahead of me finishes up his transaction and moves along. I’m not wearing headphones today for some reason but even so, I haven’t heard a word of what they’ve been talking about because I’m still thinking about whether I’m somehow too passive aggressive in … Read more