Month: October 2013

A man walking through the park one day sat down to relax on a park bench. This caused no small amount of consternation to the park bench on which he sat. “The hell is this?!” said the bench, to no one but, of course, himself. “No, please don’t introduce yourself first!” he said in the … Read more

“Huh? Wha –?” muttered one Grendlyn Warbush on the evening of October 15, 1948 as she was roused from restful slumber in her upper floor bedroom at 654 Sherbet Lane in the town of Rood Sound, Rhode Island. She was groggy from sleep, but something had stirred her. What had summoned her ‘Huh”? Who had … Read more

Plebiscite Carmichael walked on all fours and – for the 5th day in a row – grazed on the grass in the small park in the town square. Being that Plebiscite was in fact human and not an entity of graminovoric origin, this had caused a bit of a foofarah in the small town of … Read more