Month: July 2013

As he sat in the bay window looking out at the moonlit night, Mandrake smiled to himself. No-one was home yet. “Good,” he thought. “Hate my room-mates anyway. More me time.” He stretched for a moment and yawned. Nighttime was when he did his best thinking, and also his best whatever the fuck he wanted. … Read more

Chilicoot Ned and Hershel Tad were way up the hill, peering below through “them there newfangled binocuhlars”, their horses enjoying as much shade as possible from the pitiful tree they were tied to. Headed to California via the Central Overland Route, just 3 days out from Carson City, they’d stopped to wait out the midday … Read more

The World Society of Closet Monsters was gathered for an emergency meeting. “I have irrefutable proof now into what is causing the World’s children to be increasingly less afraid of us,” said Arfmonger Bogey, Chairmonster of the Ministry of Closet Monster Relations. The WSOCM were growing concerned about the growing number of children whose monsters … Read more