Month: July 2013

Beecham Kline was having a literal morning. He couldn’t quite put his finger on why, but he’d gotten up on the wrong side of bed. At the crack of dawn. GREAT. He pulled himself out of it and put on his pants one leg at a time machine, and instantly found himself on his usual … Read more

“I hope I’m not being presumptuous,” said Grant Portflange, seated at the patio of Chez Toi Bistro. “But I seem to have your attention!” Although he was being extremely presumptuous, his presumption was warranted, as his speaking had jumped suddenly from “silent” to what could be described as “hollering”. “I wish to address my state … Read more

A love-spurned college freshman in Buenos Aires dangled from a noose tied to ceiling beams in his apartment. His feet dangled, tears streamed his face, but he was aware that air was still reaching his lungs, and unconsciousness evaded him. An aging British rock star, on tour in Japan, looked at his reflection in the … Read more