Month: June 2013

The void. Nothingness. But, didn’t the fact that he was registering nothingness must mean there was, in fact, a point of reference to which… “something” must exist? Eventually, he realized that HE was aware of HIMSELF… of his own consciousness. “Great,” he thought. “I broke my brain. Now who’s gonna drive my truck?” That thought … Read more

“No two ways about it, folks, it smells fishy in here! Maybe it’s all the fish? I’m Bemoanus Trank, and welcome back to Dead-or-Alive Celebrity Earthling All-Star Grudge Match!” “A quick recap for anybody just joining us; it’s the year 2056 on Earth, but that’s meaningless here on the inter-dimensional reality-tv-planet of Fjornwerld “For those … Read more

It had taken Hank Shzzrk over 3 weeks to climb Mount Harshab. Well, actually, it had taken 3 weeks, 2 days, 6 hours and almost 22 minutes. It had claimed the lives of 2 of his 3 Sherpa guides to reach the top.  Well, actually a bottle of Cuervo Gold and a mutual suicide-death pact … Read more