Marcel St. Pierre | writer. producer. comedian. mammal.
Jim Cromwell knew his captors were idiots. The renowned marine-biologist-host of “Dolphin Swappers” had been tazered by two men named Ox and Blaine. He knew this because they kept using each other’s names, then chastising each other for doing so. Jim was now on the deck of a swamp boat in the Louisiana bayou… which … Read more
June 23, 1919 Dearest Philadria, It is my clear and present duty to offer you my humblest of apologies for the less than desirable quality of my companionship at the Kinsmen Charity Picnic on Queen Victoria Day. I regret it has been a month, but I am headstrong, and it has taken my brother (your … Read more
The crew of High-Orbit Weather Station X12 had received no communication for three days. And from this vantage point; it’s crew – Dave and his Yorkshire terrier also named Dave – could see why. Typhoons had leveled Tokyo. Anchorage was now a tornado corridor. Europe was overrun with locusts. An immense, growing thunderstorm covered half … Read more