Month: May 2013

As he sat entering data, Meaningless Numberman felt like he was being watched… He checked the icons at the bottom of his screen. No-one from IT was lurking around on his computer module. He peered over his cubicle at the cute brunette everyone thought was a mole from head office. Nope. He nonchalantly stood up, … Read more

“Oatmeal,” thought Bill Murray, prisoner of The Qundorvian Overlords. Then, yelling: “OATMEAL?!??” A Qundor shoved a punishment stick through the bars, zapping him with 20,000 Qundorvian volts… which, in Earth voltage, was like touching a doorknob after shuffling across shag carpet. “Ouch,” said Bill Murray, bored of feigning pain and way bored of oatmeal. Suddenly, … Read more

Jedradyer Flambort loved him some chicken noodle soup. His mom? Well he LIKED her, because she’d first introduced him to chicken noodle soup. But his love for “chick noods” soon exceeded that for his real mom. For 35 years, he ate chicken noodle soup for every meal. Friends voiced concerns, talk-show audiences jeered, and tabloids … Read more