Month: May 2013

Charleer had been tipsy for hours, working late, nursing Châteaux  de Courtillac from a Sigg bottle at her desk when no-one was watching. After 7, when everyone had long gone – she took off her glasses, let down her hair, and walked down the hallway, shedding her shirt, her skirt and finally her bra as … Read more

Tell me what you think about this new ring-tone I just installed. [MULTIPLE FARTS] Have you noticed weird noises around here lately? I think we’ve got Barking Spiders. [FART] Yip. Definitely barking spiders. Babe, I think there’s something I need to tell you. Something I never told you before today because I didn’t think you’d … Read more

The last thing Doogie Froud – the biggest bully in town – expected when he was jumping Dooley’s Pond with his bike was that a Great White Shark would leap out of the water at the apex of his jump and swallow him whole, but that’s exactly what happened. See, Doogie had terrorized all us … Read more