Marcel St. Pierre | writer. producer. comedian. mammal.
EXT. ESTABLISHING SHOT – TIM HORTON’S – MORNING MUSIC: Something Canadian INT. TIM HORTON’S – CONTINUOUS An old couple, MARG and DON, get their order from the cashier. MARG Thanks, Julie! Marg and Don sit as a Bus-Girl wipes down their table. In the background, an IRATE MAN begins menacing the cashier. DON Thanks, Trish! … Read more
I just swallowed 14 packs of Hubba Bubba chewing gum on a dare, just to see what would happen? Anyway, I think I just started farting gum bubbles. In hindsight, there was nothing ‘auto’ or ‘erotic’ about it. I just sneezed so hard that my taint shot out onto the sidewalk. The voices are back, … Read more
The stone that Clompus Fiddlesticks skipped out into the ocean had spent 12 million years getting to the beach. The stone bided it’s time, nursing a stony grudge on the ocean floor. The stone was flung out into the far reaches of space when our sun exploded, fused into a bigger stone 3 metres wide, … Read more