Month: May 2013

On a Sunday morning like this one, a drowsy Smudge Grant, in t-shirt and pyjama bottoms, put several eggs in a bowl of water and put them in the microwave. “It’s not a great idea to make hardboiled eggs in the microwave,” said his girlfriend, without looking up from her newspaper. Smudge yawned, ignored her … Read more

One time, this guy broke an egg into a skillet, and light and flames exploded out and he got all singed and shell-shocked before he could throw a lid on the fire, and then he vowed never to make sunny-side-up eggs again. One time, this guy was sitting on a bench waiting for the bus, … Read more

Jenkins was a retired widower, former NASA scientist and Grateful Dead fan, and had patented platform shoes in the 1970s. On this particular night, just as he was nodding off, he felt his jaw being pulled open… from the inside! Startled into sudden, crisp consciousness, he sat up in bed and – in his dresser … Read more