Month: April 2013

If there was something Alabama Chief Justice Arglo Nawk could not abide, it was a quiet gavel. In 40 years since becoming a circuit judge in Alabama, he’d used beech (useless), elm (meh) and mahogany. (feh). Try as he might, he’d never discovered just the right material that could convey the proper gravitas and volume … Read more

Had he been paddling for 5 minutes or 5 hours? Hilding didn’t know any more, but he knew he had to BE somewhere to be… or was it NOT be..? He became aware of his breathing, the lapping waves…  and faint sitar music? And then… out of the fog… a shadow… faintly, then more distinct… … Read more

Smelvin Kordite had been lighting his farts for years. It started as a dare at a sleepover, but the fame of his flame soon spread across the tri-county area. He did it at his First Communion, at the dentist, and on dates. Spewing angry-blue-ephemeral-ass-plumes was his thing. He did it with matches. He did it … Read more