111-word post, or “The Nondescript Convenience Store”

A nondescript man entered a nondescript convenience store where, amidst nondescript aisles, he found a not-completely-nondescript bag of chips. No nutritional information, bar code, ingredients or expiry date; just the words “Bottomless Chips” in Helvetica. He offered $1 to the nondescript cashier who mumbled: “Meh.” The nondescript man opened the bag. The truth is that … Read more

110-word post, or “What Happened to Constance Croonstopper”

Jeepers Magoo sat. He sat waiting for something to happen. He always felt when something was going to happen, and those somethings always happened when he sat waiting for the happenings to happen. It just so happened that Constance Croonstopper happened by, noticing Jeepers just sitting there. “Hey, Jeepers Magoo,” she said, using both his … Read more