Marcel St. Pierre | writer. producer. comedian. mammal.
After breakfast, Malrong began painting his apartment. He’d done the same for 29 straight days, but today for some reason, he had a nagging feeling that maybe it was odd to take 30-odd days to paint a 1-bedroom apartment and be no closer to finishing that when he started. Still, he was a pensioner with … Read more
Belizabeth thought she’d just seen a man-sized cup of coffee walk into a booth at the far end of her section. Sure that she had imagined it – she’d been working a double shift and it was 3 am, after all – she shook her head, laughed it off, and walked to the booth. “Can … Read more
I must needs get rid of cable, my liege; Or ‘tis cable will get rid of me! Thy bounty of channels on my wallet lay siege, And truth! I watch just one or three. When I didst count the billings, enraged, I thundered: “In dollars last year cable’s cost me six hundred!” I draw a … Read more