174-word post, or “The Kinsmen Charity Picnic, 1919”

June 23, 1919

Dearest Philadria,

It is my clear and present duty to offer you my humblest of apologies for the less than desirable quality of my companionship at the Kinsmen Charity Picnic on Queen Victoria Day.

I regret it has been a month, but I am headstrong, and it has taken my brother (your brother in law) Cedric a spot of time to convince me of his wise counsel. The Great War has left me shell-shocked, and I am, sadly, taken at turns by sudden paroxysms of disquietude.

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I offer you then, my kind, dearest, sweetest, most beautiful and I do hope most forgiving of all young ladies in Lower Quinpool, you my sincerest apologies for biting off your left eyebrow.

Please accept my gift of this wide-brimmed hat, and my invitation to the Lions Dominion Day Luncheon.

Roger Smithmere,
Your Admirer

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