143-word post, or Rejected Tim Horton’s Commercial Thursday, May 23, 2013

EXT. ESTABLISHING SHOT – TIM HORTON’S – MORNING

MUSIC: Something Canadian

INT. TIM HORTON’S – CONTINUOUS

An old couple, MARG and DON, get their order from the cashier.

MARG
Thanks, Julie!

Marg and Don sit as a Bus-Girl wipes down their table. In the background, an IRATE MAN begins menacing the cashier.

DON
Thanks, Trish!

Marg sips her coffee. Over her shoulder, we see the IRATE MAN lift up a can of gasoline and gesture threateningly towards other patrons, who cower as he pours gasoline all over himself.

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INSERT CLOSEUP:

DON lifts his  cup of coffee, smiling at Marg.

DON
The way I like it. Hot!

SLO-MOTION INSERT:

Don blows on his coffee as the IRATE MAN bursts into flames. 

As IRATE MAN flails about, frightening patrons, our couple smiles at each other.

MARG
Nice to know there’s things you can always count on.

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